If you’ve enjoyed some of my previous “punnish” posts, here’s another batch to brighten your Thursday. Happy punning!
- The mime wanted to say something, but he wasn’t aloud.
- Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
- After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.
- A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
- My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure…
- Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
- I recently spent money on detergent to unclog my kitchen sink. It was money down the drain.
- Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.











6 comments ↓
Oh these are fun! I’m going to have to post this link on Facebook and Twitter!
So much fun. My daughters will love these – if they ever wake up! LOL Summer is so much fun when you’re a child.
Cute! I was laughing out loud and Ashley kept saying “What, Mom?!”
Thanks for stopping by, ladies. I love having fun with words. Glad these brought a smile to your day.
Have you heard about the unfortunate cucumber who made a bad decision and found itself in a pickle?
Janis: Thanks for adding this great pun. I love to start my day with a good chuckle!