It just gets punnier!

Laughing dog

I’M ALWAYS on the lookout for writing humor to brighten your week. Are you ready for your daily chuckle?

  • They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
  • Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
  • Field trip to the Coca-Cola factory—I hope there’s no pop quiz.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • Did you hear the Energizer Bunny got arrested? Charged with battery.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
  • What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

These puns may be real groaners, but I see that smile! Do you have a favorite pun to share?

Photo: Rachael, courtesy of Creative Commons.
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