April foolishness for punsters

April Fool's, pun, humor

IT’S APRIL Fool’s Day! Could there be a more appropriate time for a dose of writing humor? Share these groaners with your family today!

  • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • That girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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Photo: Robynlou Kavanagh, courtesy of Creative Commons.

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