More puns, please

 

If you’ve enjoyed some of my previous “punnish” posts, here’s another batch to brighten your Thursday. Happy punning!

  • The mime wanted to say something, but he wasn’t aloud.
  • Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
  • After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.
  • A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
  • My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure…
  • Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
  • I recently spent money on detergent to unclog my kitchen sink. It was money down the drain.
  • Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.
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6 comments ↓

#1 JoJo Tabares on 06.10.10 at 6:47 am

Oh these are fun! I’m going to have to post this link on Facebook and Twitter!

#2 Bobbi on 06.10.10 at 8:16 am

So much fun. My daughters will love these – if they ever wake up! LOL Summer is so much fun when you’re a child.

#3 Heidi on 06.10.10 at 8:51 am

Cute! I was laughing out loud and Ashley kept saying “What, Mom?!”

#4 Kim on 06.10.10 at 9:20 am

Thanks for stopping by, ladies. I love having fun with words. Glad these brought a smile to your day.

#5 Janis Karlsson on 06.28.10 at 6:02 am

Have you heard about the unfortunate cucumber who made a bad decision and found itself in a pickle?

#6 Kim on 06.28.10 at 7:13 am

Janis: Thanks for adding this great pun. I love to start my day with a good chuckle!

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